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Sales
Skills:
Decision Maker or Decision Faker?
Stay far away from the boss's underlings when you are in
search of a decision. The heads of Marketing, IT, Human
Resources, or whoever else is part of the "decision-making
chain" for the product or service that you are selling should
never be the people that you go after for a commitment. If they
are merely part of a chain, then they are, quite literally,
chained - chained to budgets, chained to processes, and chained
to protocols that prohibit them from making a decision without
either consultation or permission. If pressed, their ego may
force them to pretend to be in the role of decision-maker at
your request for an audience, but ultimately the punk-out factor
is high with these impostors.
These decision-fakers are more worried about holding on to
their jobs than they are about implementing an exciting new
product or service (your product or service), even at the
expense of their firm's benefit. They have more incentive to
play it safe than to think outside the box. These fakers are
deathly afraid of going with their gut instinct and doing what
they feel may be right because, god forbid, they may get it
wrong. Most department heads are anti-entrepreneurial and
dispirited. They are bureaucrats who are more interested in
company politics than in achievement. They are usually nothing
more than placeholders: interchangeable and expendable.
The fact that most decision-fakers wander around the company's
halls like palace eunuchs is not their fault alone. The CEO or
Board of Directors usually keep them on such a tight leash that
they are neutered from the moment that they are hired. It is a
rare company that gives free reign to their managers so that
they are permitted, let alone encouraged, to think outside the
box. Rarer still is the department head who will take action
when he is given that type of freedom.
What you will inevitably find, again and again, is that the
vast majority of decision-fakers are weak-willed and unable to
muster the necessary gumption to say yes. No matter how
enthusiastic, passionate, and exciting your presentation, no
matter how good your opportunity sounds, like any proficient
bureaucrat they will never step out on a limb; at least, not
without permission, and certainly not without attempting to gain
a consensus from other fakers within their department.
(Remember, sheep are typically kept in herds.)
Dealing with this useless lot of ineffectual, middlemen, is a
going nowhere fast, dead-end proposition. Obfuscation and
offhand rejection is de rigueur when dickering with these
neutered, pencil pushers. Rejection is one thing, but stupidity
and utter futility is something else entirely. Perennial
rejection is a hazard of our profession, made bearable only
because, assuming you are speaking with a decision-maker, those
who say no can always say yes. But, bash your head against the
wall as much as you like, no amount of persistence can weather
the storm when the pretenders who you are pitching to are found
to be incapable of committing.
Now don't get me wrong - if you search long and hard, you can
always find a few department heads who are not only empowered to
make decisions, but who are ballsy enough to stand alone and
execute them. So, if all you do is pitch to decision-fakers,
then yes, it is possible that, once in a blue moon, you will
uncover a gutsy department head who is bold enough to take a
chance on your opportunity; it is possible to get a deal here
and there from these scant encounters. However, if that is the
direction that you intend to dedicate your career to following,
then that is all your sales career will ever amount to: a "once
in a while" deal with a "here and there" income - not very
inspiring.
So, why would anyone ever bother dealing with those who are
impotent and emasculated? Most salespeople end up pitching to
decision-fakers because, as pathetic as it sounds, they are easy
to get on the phone. It is another infamous circle-jerk: the
mediocre salesperson pretends he is working and the faker
pretends to listen. Never underestimate the ability of the
un-ambitious to find ways to waste their time. In their haste to
display activity or to prove that they are working, I have
witnessed salespeople, usually rookies, pitching to secretaries
and even security guards - hell, these cogs in the wheel don't
even pretend to be decision-fakers!
The other reason (excuse) given by weak sales reps for
pitching to the people who work for the boss rather than the
boss himself is that these muppets, purportedly, have the boss's
ear. The irresolute salesman surmises that, since the Chief is
allegedly "impossible" to get on the phone, a relevant
department head or, worse, one of the Chief's personal
assistants or secretaries will at least be able to put the
opportunity in front of him.
When one of the richest men in the world, Warren Buffet, and
his firm Berkshire Hathaway wish to discuss the buyout of a
company, whom is it that they discuss the terms with? Do they
negotiate with the prospect company's CEO, or with his
secretary? Who meets at Camp David to discuss peace treaties
among countries: Presidents and Prime ministers, or their
personal assistants? Would your boss hire a secretary to do a
closers job? The man would not even waste his time thinking
about it. And why not? Because secretaries and personal
assistants are very good at shuffling paper, and terrible at
presenting a concept-driven pitch and closing a deal! If they
were any good at pitching and closing, they would be sitting
right next to you - they would be your competition! In addition,
since they know better than anyone the strengths and weaknesses
of most secretaries, they certainly would not be pitching to
them!
Therefore, if your boss would not hire a secretary to perform
at a sales executive's level, then why would you? Is that not
exactly what you are doing when you pitch to a decision-faker,
or worse, some executive's personal assistant? Recruiting them
to pitch the opportunity on your behalf? Do you believe that
some underling could actually pitch your opportunity with more
fire, belief, and passion than you? Would they be willing to
push, prod, perhaps even go so far as to risk their relationship
with the boss in order to close the deal for you? They couldn't
and they wouldn't. Every time you put your presentation in the
hands of the boss's minions, you assume that they are more
capable of sealing the deal, that they are more motivated to
make the sale than you are.
The decision-maker, the Chief, is the one you want. He holds
the keys to your success in his hands and is ready, willing, and
able to say yes. In fact, more often than not, the man wants to
say yes - all it takes is the effort to communicate with him in
the language he understands. In order to tune into the Chief's
frequency, you have to get him involved emotionally. You must
present the big picture to a big picture thinker. You must bring
vision to a visionary.
Excerpt from the book "Chase the Championship - Kicking Ass,
Taking Names and Becoming a Dealmaker!"
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Lawrence Rosenberg, head of advertising sales for one of the
world's leading specialist publishers, is the author of
"Chase the Championship: Kicking Ass, Taking Names and
Becoming a Dealmaker," a "pull no punches" dissertation on
how to sell, close and win in the real world.
To learn more about Lawrence Rosenberg, his mindset and
methodology, visit
http://www.chasethechampionship.com.
Copyright Lawrence Rosenberg 2009. All Rights Reserved.
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